Jaxson...as most 2 year olds I'm sure...says the most hilarious things!
Hanging with him is PURE entertainment for me.
I call Jarom 30 times a day and my mom even more than that...relaying to them the hysterical things that he can come up with.
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I've always used words that MOST people probably do not in everyday language...but Jaxson has picked up on them and sounds just like me:) I even combo words or make-up my own when necessary...to describe something in detail:)
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Today:
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Conversation #1: Mom...I have a tiny weiner...daddy has a big wiener and you don't have a weiner, huh? Because why don't you have weiner again? Oh ya...you're weiner broke off and dad says you just have one nice butt." (NO PAUSES OR STOPS TO TAKE A BREATH)
Conversation #2: (we are driving to the store)
Jax: " Mom why is that train stopped right there, huh?"
Me: No idea
Jax: WHY HOW COME?
Me: It wanted to
JAX: WHY...HOW COME!!!!
Me: I'm not sure
Jax: WHY...HUH..WHY
Me: Jaxson...I do not know. Don't ask me again..you are making me nuts!
LONG 5 minute period of silence
Jax: Hey mom...I know why that train stopped. It saw some money and wanted to pick it up!
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Conversation #3: (8:00 a.m. this morning)
Jax: Mom...my clothes are all wet
Me: what happened
Jax: I pee'd in my bed!
Me: uh-oh...why?
Jax: Daddy is in soooo much trouble.
Me: Why is daddy in trouble?
Jax: Becasue he didn't listen to you mommy...
and take me to the potty before putting me to bed.
Me: Oh really.
Jax: Darn it. ......Darn it. Silly goose daddy.
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Conversation #4: (in the tub)
Jax: THIS IS INCREDIBLE!
Me: What is?
Jax: My car is swimming and doing flips!
Me: That's great...don't splash
Jax: VVVRROOOM...SPLASH...it crashed!
Me: Are you ready to get out?
Jax: NO WAY...THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY AWESOME!
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Conversation #5: (gas station buying a bug juice)
Me: Ok...you can get anything you want...just no soda
Jax: I wanted a Diet Coke...but I know mom...Soda will ROT MY STINKIN TEETH OUT!
Jax: I'll get a bug juice
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Oh...he keeps me laughing.
His little brain is always spinning...he can put more things together than I ever imagined at this age. He is impossible to trick...and he will negotiate anything and everything! He comes up with better excuses than I can. He corrects me when I cuss or use improper language...he asks for things politely..."May I mommy...PLease...Thank you...your welcome" and reminds me to do the same. He is keeping me on my toes these days!
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Christmas is going to Rock!
He says some hysterical things when he gets excited...and talks in this husky deep voice that comes out of nowhere?!?
I love it:)
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Still searching for the cranberry salsa recipe...I am not kidding.
You have to try it just once!
2 comments:
ha! that sounds so familiar. :) it is so hard to document all of these hilarious things when they happen SOO much! yesterday bobby said, "mommy...when i become a big daddy will you be my wife and call ME "honey"? silly boys!
Here's the recipe, Kristin...sorry, thought you got a copy! :)
1 12oz bag fresh cranberries
2 jalpenos, chopped
2 green onions, chopped
2 Tbsp. cilantro
1 C. sugar
2 blocks cream cheese
Finely chop first 4 ingredients, mix together with the sugar. Form the cream cheese into a ball (optional!). Set on a plate and pour the salsa over it. Serve with your fav crackers or tortilla chips. Enjoy!!
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