Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Hilarious commentary from my 2 year old

Jaxson...as most 2 year olds I'm sure...says the most hilarious things!
Hanging with him is PURE entertainment for me.
I call Jarom 30 times a day and my mom even more than that...relaying to them the hysterical things that he can come up with.
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I've always used words that MOST people probably do not in everyday language...but Jaxson has picked up on them and sounds just like me:) I even combo words or make-up my own when necessary...to describe something in detail:)
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Today:
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Conversation #1: Mom...I have a tiny weiner...daddy has a big wiener and you don't have a weiner, huh? Because why don't you have weiner again? Oh ya...you're weiner broke off and dad says you just have one nice butt." (NO PAUSES OR STOPS TO TAKE A BREATH)
Conversation #2: (we are driving to the store)
Jax: " Mom why is that train stopped right there, huh?"
Me: No idea
Jax: WHY HOW COME?
Me: It wanted to
JAX: WHY...HOW COME!!!!
Me: I'm not sure
Jax: WHY...HUH..WHY
Me: Jaxson...I do not know. Don't ask me again..you are making me nuts!
LONG 5 minute period of silence
Jax: Hey mom...I know why that train stopped. It saw some money and wanted to pick it up!
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Conversation #3: (8:00 a.m. this morning)
Jax: Mom...my clothes are all wet
Me: what happened
Jax: I pee'd in my bed!
Me: uh-oh...why?
Jax: Daddy is in soooo much trouble.
Me: Why is daddy in trouble?
Jax: Becasue he didn't listen to you mommy...
and take me to the potty before putting me to bed.
Me: Oh really.
Jax: Darn it. ......Darn it. Silly goose daddy.
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Conversation #4: (in the tub)
Jax: THIS IS INCREDIBLE!
Me: What is?
Jax: My car is swimming and doing flips!
Me: That's great...don't splash
Jax: VVVRROOOM...SPLASH...it crashed!
Me: Are you ready to get out?
Jax: NO WAY...THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY AWESOME!
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Conversation #5: (gas station buying a bug juice)
Me: Ok...you can get anything you want...just no soda
Jax: I wanted a Diet Coke...but I know mom...Soda will ROT MY STINKIN TEETH OUT!
Jax: I'll get a bug juice
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Oh...he keeps me laughing.
His little brain is always spinning...he can put more things together than I ever imagined at this age. He is impossible to trick...and he will negotiate anything and everything! He comes up with better excuses than I can. He corrects me when I cuss or use improper language...he asks for things politely..."May I mommy...PLease...Thank you...your welcome" and reminds me to do the same. He is keeping me on my toes these days!
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Christmas is going to Rock!
He says some hysterical things when he gets excited...and talks in this husky deep voice that comes out of nowhere?!?
I love it:)
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Still searching for the cranberry salsa recipe...I am not kidding.
You have to try it just once!

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Temple Square Lights...

Family Night was spent at Temple Square!
...with the rest of the world...

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There were FAR TOO MANY people...but we managed to have a great evening!

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We grabbed dinner at Chili's and drove around SLC for 45 minutes looking for parking:) Once we got parked...and Jarom calmed down from his "I hate crowds...I hate this...I hate parking...I am only doing this because it will make you happy" attitude...

we were ready for some fun!

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I gave him my little "do this for your child...he will love it and remember it" speech...swatted him on the butt...and off we strolled toward the masses of people into the 20 degree night:) My idea of a PERFECT evening. Ha!

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We froze our butts off...but Jaxson didn't even seem to notice the cold.

He was loving it...as I knew he would!

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Oh...what do you know...Jarom dug deep and mustered up a smile:)

(love you honey)

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Yes---I wore my snow boots.

I saw a few "not-to smart" women...trying to look cute and festive.

Out on DATES no doubt.

Idiots.

It LOOKED PAINFUL:) I mean heels...some with bare feet and strappy heeled sandals.

What part of "IT IS 20 flippin DEGREES" do they not understand?

...Moving on...
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He was fascinated with the fountains.
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It was a fun and memorable night.

I did have a few kind people offer to take pics of my family...but nobody can run my camera!

They are black...the pictures:)

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I don't blame them..because the fact that I got a few shots...at night...on Manual...where you can actually see our faces...is nothing short of a miracle:)

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MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Christmas Party...

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December 2009
Me and the hubby:)
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We had our last Christmas Party of the BUNCH last night and it was so much fun.
Always wonderful food...fun games..and my favorite aunt's ever:)
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We had the bestest Fresh Cranberry Dip on earth...I will share the recipe this week for sure...because you must MAKE IT and TRY IT no matter what! You..will..thank..me.
Delicious.
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Jaxson got ANOTHER toy off his wishlist!
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By the time Christmas rolls around he's pretty much been spoiled crapless. (is that even a word? Does it mean anything at all?!? Ha! You get the idea:):) Our families all draw cousin names...grandma's give him toys to enjoy DURING the season...Santa shows up at the parties with more...! He definitely knows the drill and get's really excited and overly dramatic when opening them:) It is the best!!! He gasps ands squeals and screams. It is priceless. His cousin Bailee gave him a hot wheels car and a Motorcycle that vrooms, does wheelie's, flies acrossed the floor, flashes it's lights....the works.
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Instant Heaven.
He hasn't put it down.
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I am busy filling the week with last minute fun:)
Temple Sqaure
Baking cookies
Playing in the snow
Dinner with friends
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Why does Christmas have to be coming so quickly?!?
I wish December could last for months!
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MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!

Friday, December 18, 2009

Merry Merry Christmas...

We're officially ONE WEEK from Christmas...
I am very very excited...but don't want the season to be over!!!
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I hate the dreaded, freezing and boring month of January.
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For now...I will only think of the festivities taking place---Starting tomorrow morning and lasting an ENTIRE WEEK:)
Yay for Parties and time off work!
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My Christmas Card this year sported ONE of us.
The cute one who hasn't been neglected for MONTHS on end while building a house:)
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Maybe next year I'll feel like letting the world see
my face (and body) on a Christmas Greeting Card!
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Front
blog christmas card
Back
blog back christmas card
Have a wonderful weekend!
Jarom will be home momentarily and I will be breaking the news
that we are heading to the mall for our Date-Night.
Wish...Me....Luck.
kris

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Jarom

I blog about Jaxson.
All the time. EVERY TIME.
That's what I do. It's my job...
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Occasionally...(aaahhem...regularly)...I complain about MY bad days but I never mention Jarom:) Ya Know...my other half...who actually has a huge role in my life!
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He most likely prefers it this way (and by that I mean ABSOLUTELY NO POSTS with regard to him) ...but today he's not so lucky.
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I'm proud of him...so I thought I'd dedicate a post to him.
He's probably thrilled:)
...and those who know Jarom...know the level of excited he can get....
ha ha.
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I got a letter in the mail.
One from Utah Business and from Utah Legal Elite.
It read:
"You have been chosen by your peers as one of Utah Business Magazine's "Utah Legal Elite", a select group of lawyers practicing in Utah. Legal Elite honorees are selected by their peers in a statewide balloting process. Members of the Utah Bar were invited to participate by submitting a ballot of Utah Lawyers they hold in the highest regard---lawyers they have observed firsthand and would recommend to others. The list was pared down by number of votes and a BLUE RIBBON panel of prominent laywers in each specialty reviewed the list of attorneys. CONGRATULATIONS!"
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This made me happy.
I am excited for Jarom.
He's doing what he loves...and is darn good at it.
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I also enjoy that it positively effects me...hee hee...because YESTERDAY his BOSS and paralegal's surprised him with a:
"WEEK-LONG CRUISE FOR 2 TO ANYWHERE I WANT!"
...for his wonderful work and contribution to their office...
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Good Work Honey.
I am super proud.
WE love you!
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p.s. Bahamas here I come! YYYYYEEEESSSS.

Sunday, December 13, 2009

6 years...

Happy Anniversary to my husband.
Yesterday was our 6th!
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...and...
I Wouldn't change a thing:)
We have each other figured out...and I love it that way.
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Jaxson was dropped at Grandma's house for few days...so we could celebrate our anniversary CHILD-LESS...like everyone should!
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I LOVED BEING MARRIED IN DECEMBER.
The most beautiful and romantic time of the year:)

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Our weekend...in pictures:)

Our weekend was One-Hundred-and-Fifty-Percent enjoyable!
Parties. Great Food. More parties. More Desserts.
Sleeping in. Movies. Birthday. More Great Food.
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I admit...it gave me the "Why can't it be like this all the time" feeling:)
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My first question (that is completley unrelated to my post):
Why can't Jarom work from home?
I recognize this is impossible...but...at the same time....it is totally unfair.
I miss him while he's gone all day. He is hilarious. He's my best friend...and I kind of married him with the impression that we'd get to see more of eachother than we actually do. It's rude.
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I took a million pictures this weekend.
I had to.
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We had many monumental-must-be-documented happenings in the last 72 hours.
(I will be posting about them in Reverse)
aahhemm....
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(MONDAY)
---HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JAROM---
My husband turned 30 yesterday!
30
He's old. It's wierd.
I will hate turning 30 more than anything.
anyhow....
Jaxson and I were busy all day planning a celebration!
We got him TONS and TONS of balloons per Jaxson's request...made his FAVORITE:
Chocolate Cream Pie
&
Banana Cream Pie
and had a little party...just the three of us.
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While building our house I had this goal. On days when I wanted to die...or quit...I thought to myself (just get to December 7th! On that day you will have a party for Jarom's 30th B-day and have everybody over...and your misery will be over!)
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Well...we did have a party...I just underestimated what a wonderful gift it would be to just sit...and do absolutely nothing...with absolutely nobody.
Is that rude?!?
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It was heavenly.
It was relaxing.
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We had a wonderful dinner at Chili's...came home to DESSERT and Presents...and rented 3 movies! 1 for jax...2 for us:) We layed by the fire and just chatted and laughed.
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It was the perfect night. Or as perfect as it could get...considering that last year on his birthday we spent the entire day walking Sunset Beach in Hawaii...Shopping...Eating at the Cheesecake Factory and watching the sun go down on Waikiki.
We tried not to think about it.
It was still wonderful...in it's own way!
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I love him.
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(SUNDAY)
I scrapbooked...the entire day.
Picking Pumpkins 2009 Side 1
Picking Pumpkins 2009 Side 2
Last January I made a goal. I told myself...(who literally knew absolutely nothing about computers, digital scrapbooking or working in layers)...that I was going to learn! I told myself that I would be good at it by December...so I could make my own Christmas card.
I am so excited that I accomplished my goal! I literally could not comprehend how you could put a digital staple or paper clip on a scrapbook page...I am just not computer savvy I guess:)
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I am so excited that in that amount of time I've almost gotten completely caught up...and Jaxson has (5 books) that make up his entire life up to this point. Digital scrapbooking is so easy, cheap, and fast...that everybody should have one for their children!
That is why I am willing to help/teach/be good company to anyone who wants to learn or has questions. It took me lots of TIME to perfect little things I wanted to do...but it slowly came along...and I would love to help anyone who wants it! Come over...we could have a scrapbook party...or leave me a comment with questions! I would love to answer.
Fall Leaves Side 1
Fall Leaves Side 2
Snow Playing Layton Park 2009 Side 1
Snow Playing Layton Park 2009 Side 2
I will be updating my SCRAPBOOK BLOG with tons more pages today!
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(SATURDAY)
Snow Day
It snowed the entire day!
Me and Jarom took a nap on the couch at 2:00 in the afternoon...just because.
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Then we went outside and played in the snow!
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Jarom shoveled the walk and driveway for the first time since he was 15.
(It was sure nice living places where they performed any and all maintenance!)
No more
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(FRIDAY)
Forsyth Christmas Party
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We have amazing food...I am serious.
Shrimp, Spinach Dip, Ham, Homeade carmels, Peppermint ice-cream, Holiday Slush.
My family can cook. and we do:)
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My mom always makes everything extra special!
We enjoyed a delicious and enormous meal...followed by our tradition to play christmas songs with chimes! It is really a lot of fun! We have tons and tons of numbered chimes...and each of us have a book of every Christmas song and hymn on earth! Each note of the song is a number for a chime...so all 40+ family members follow the notes and even the children help us play the most beautiful christmas songs while we sing along.
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You should hear it...I think it's beautiful...and this year Jaxson helped play.
He was #3.
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Santa ALWAYS drops in to our party to bring early gifts!
Jaxson was a LITTLE excited when he walked in!
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Jaxson sat on Santa's lap and requested a Four Wheeler.
Wonderful.
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He is obsessed with anything motorized.
Which is really wonderful for me...because anything with a motor (or that moves) is expensive.
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Santa gave him a Nerf Gun...and I thought he was going to drop dead.
He ran and scream and shot and scream and shot at people til midnight.
I might have hinted to grandma...who hinted to santa...that Jaxson would like this.
I just had no idea how much!!!
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(LASTLY)
LITTLE PEOPLE NATIVITY
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Last but not least...if you do not have the little people nativity for your children...you should get it. It is the most precious thing ever...and Jaxson is in love. My mom got it for him and he hasn't put it down. The angel and star on top light up and sing "Silent Night". It keeps Jaxson entertained for hours....and I hear him talking to baby Jesus, Joseph and the camel.
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The perfect toy for this time of year.
It's helped me teach him about the Christmas story and the people involved.
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This week is just as busy with my 6th Anniversary (wahoo) and 2 more Christmas parties.
I asked Jarom what he had planned for our anniversary this year and he kindly reminded me it was MY YEAR. Last year he surprised me with a week in Hawaii!
(I'm screwed)
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I hope everyone is enjoying the Christmas Season!
I feel blessed to stay at home...watch it snow...and cuddle with my baby. Or Toddler.
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He did ask if we could go to walmart and buy him a brother last week.
I'm not sure if he enjoys my company...as much as I do his..but we make it work:)
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Happy Holidays!

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

I've been...

...Busy enjoying doing nothing...

Does that sentence even make sense? More importantly...is that possible?


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We love being moved in...officially unpacked...and settled.

We are normal once again.
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Routines, home cooked meals (and desserts because it's December and I wear sweatshirts everyday so I can), listening to Christmas music, and testing out this new house: Bath time in Jet tub with over 40 toys, drinking straight from nifty faucets...ya know. The usual.

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I have a few favorite things in my life right now...and I feel like sharing!

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The first would be my Laundry Soap

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(wierd I know)

...but if you do not use GAIN HE (Hight Efficiency) Laundry Detergent...you need to re-evaluate your priorties. It is hands down one of the best smelling things on earth. My towels smell delicious...and it makes my laundry room smell divine. I painted my laundry room bright green...to make it a more cheery and happy place for stinky socks and pee'd in undies...compliments of Jaxson:) I also put my soap in a big bucket that makes the room smell delicious ALL DAY LONG. You should definitely steal this idea. Today.

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The Second would be the "CHRISTMAS TRIMMINGS" Salt City Candle.

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Are....you...serious.

The thing smells wonderful. That or "SPICED WASSAIL" is burning 24/7 at my house...and it makes me want to bake something yummy and watch a movie.

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Sidenote about these treats I've been baking lately....Last night I ate more of the batter for my brownies than I actually baked. I swear on my life I thought I had Salmonella (sp?). HA HA HA...it's funny now...but not so funny at 2:00 a.m. when I was sicker than heck. Jarom had to convince me it takes 2-3 days to get it:) Do not eat raw eggs. Do not eat raw eggs.

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I Love my Kitchen Faucet.

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(I recognize my odd ability to find joy in the strangest of things:)

It is quite fun to wash dishes and to scrub the sink.

It's also quite fun for Jax to drink straight from the tap!

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I Love my Nativity
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...5 years ago I mentioned that I wanted it...in passing...and one day I went over to my Mother-in-law Jeri's house and a million boxes wrapped in red paper were piled high in the family room!
She pointed to them (it was seriously like 20 packages) and said...that's for you! I went crazy.
She is so sweet to me and listens carefully for little comments of what I'd like!
(Jaxson likes to turn the angel around...which is why it's backwards. He also likes to try and strangle the camel with it's leash:)
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I Love my Round Chair
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So...I purchased this fun round Chair that spins around in circles...to occupy the corner in my bedroom. I thought it was the perfect cuddle spot...for me and my children that is:) Jarom would NEVER lay on it because it has Zebra patterned pillows. Whatever. I pictured reading books to my toddlers, nursing my newborns...Oh-I had MANY plans for that chair.
Instead...it has become TIME OUT.
It works Well.
TOO WELL.
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Jaxson loves it. I just realized that while I thought he was in Time Out...He was jumping, throwing pillows and Spinning as fast as he could make it go.
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I Love My Christmas Tree
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(Or any Christmas Tree for that matter)
I love this time of year.
We put it up on Sunday night and I've curled up by it and read every night this week!
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I've also enjoyed putting our STOCKINGS out this year.
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I purchased them 3 years ago...and they've been tucked nicely away in storage since then.
It felt wonderful to unpack all of my belongings, especially the ones I haven't seen in FOREVER...or ever been able to use.
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Last but not least....
I am in LOVE with my Anniverary gift this year.
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Yes I picked it out.
I designed it.
I ordered it.
I told him to buy it.
Is that so bad????
I got a gigantic collage from Simply Canvas of my family pictures.
It is priceless to me:)
...and hanging in the entryway of my home....
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I AM OBVIOUSLY IN LOVE WITH THIS LITTLE SQUIRT
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...but everybody knew that...
Hope everybody is having a wonderful December.
Ours are always chuck full.
It's exhausting...but wonderful all at the same time:)
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Christmas Party's planned for every Friday and Saturday of the month!
Lots of great food...even more great desserts!
My 6th Anniversary is next Saturday!
Jarom turns the big 30 on Monday!
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Lots of fun things to look forward to:)

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

I am...

Thankful
For MANY things tonight:
1- My Brother Ryan just got engaged......
and I couldn't be more excited:)
Sorry ladies, he is officially off the market.
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Kelsey is adorable and one of my favorite people to be around!
We are so excited for her to be part of our family.
My child is obsessed with her to put it lightly.
He adores her and has for over a year!
I am so glad he will get to be around her forever:)
She is constantly serving those around her...I've never heard her complain even once...and she likes the dramatic, over-exaggerating and sassy ME. So I'll keep her.
This is such a wonderful time of year and I am thankful that my family is so close and that we have all married wonderful people who all get along perfectly.
I know some families aren't so lucky!
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2- I just spent the entire afternoon cooking in my new kitchen and listening to Christmas music....I was in complete heaven!
I finished making some of my favorite dishes to take to the BISHOPS tomorrow.
I am THANKFUL that I can spend the holidays with my family...because I spent several of them over 1000 miles away in Nebraska. Poor me.
I am VERY family oriented and in love with traditions.
They make me such a happier person!
3-I ran through the snow with my baby this evening:)
At approx. 5:00 p.m. I took a break from cooking and me and Jaxson put on our snow boots! We drove to the Layton park and ran around in the snow for an hour:) He is now asleep on the couch and has been for 3 hours. Why have I not tried this technique before now???
He is #1 on my Thankful list.
He is downright the sweetest and most hilarious child ever.
He is my best friend and my angel.
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I am
Currently putting together my BLACK FRIDAY list!
I love Black Friday!
I love to shop!
I love a good deal!
...and I love a good reason to have a sleep over with my sister, get really excited about something and see how much crap (that we didn't need and maybe didn't even want) we could buy in a few short hours! I wish there were 6 of me...because my list is bigger and the items further apart than I am capable of! What to do...what to do???
You will find me at Khol's, Target, and OfficeMax at 4:00 a.m.
Let the fun begin.
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Friday, November 20, 2009

Santa's Lap

Today we ventured to the mall (for the second day in a row) to sit on
Santa's lap
Jaxson loves it more than life.
I LOVE that I am available to take him:)
I could definitely get used to all this T-I-M-E
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Other children cry and whimper, clinging to their mothers shirt.
Not my son.
Jaxson pushes past them and climbs up on his knee...blinking 100 miles an hour and batting his eyelashes. Little squirt.
I swear I don't know where all this personality came from?!?
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TONIGHT the visit went a little something like this:
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Santa: What do you want for Christmas?
Jaxson: I have no idea
Santa: What do you like?
Jaxson: Oh...I remember. I want a HUGE four wheeler and trucks that can PULL motorcycles on trailers!
Santa: That sound fun! Have you been eating all your dinner?
Jaxson: I just barely ate a whole pizza
(total lie)
Santa: Good! Have you been being good for your mom and dad?
Jaxson: Well...Lasterday (Jaxson's combo of "last night" and "yesterday") my dad put me in time-out and spanked my butt.
Santa: Well I'm glad you are being better today.
Jaxson: Yep
Santa: Well I have a coloring book for you to take home.
Jaxson: You already gave me one Lasterday, remember.
Santa: You can have another one, deal?
Jaxson: Thanks.
(he jumps off his lap...and into the stroller)
We are on our way towards the exit...and Jaxson turns and yells..
"Bye Santa...I'll call you Later."
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The entire line was laughing.
So was I.
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He sure is a lot of fun right now.
I can't wait to see him on Christmas.
Me, My mom, Mother-in-law and Sister are SOOOO excited to watch him.
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I guess it's time for another grandbaby...on either side!
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Hope you're enoying your Holiday Season.
 

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