"OH---mom, I slept so perfect. It was amazing."
(he is so my child:)
"Mom, I have this spot on my wrist. It just came there. I mean, I can't scratch it off, I can't pinch it off (while doing actions). Yep-it's stuck on there Preeeetttyy good.
That's ok. I like it there. It can stay."
(all of this over a teeny tiny freckle)
Me: "Jaxson...would you Like a yogurt to go with your eggs?"
Jaxson: "No. I would LOOOOVVVEEE one!"
Me: Jax-I'm heading downstairs to the treadmill if you need me.
Jax: "But mom, your not that fat?!? Ok- I'll be down in a minute to get frong too."
(he replaces almost every first letter with an "F'. He lifts little 3 pound weights and grunts....talking the whole time about how he's getting so FRONG!"
He cracks me up.
"Grandma, I wish I had another grandma just like you that could live at your house. Then you could live in Layton at mine!"
"Mom, remember that lady at walmart?"
Me: "no, which lady"
"uuuggghhh. The lady with no teeth! That was soooo dis-us-ting!"
Me: "Just try a peach...you'll like it!"
Jax: "But Dr. Suess said no. He said "I don't like green eggs and ham. I won't eat them with a house, boat, lamp...nothing."
Me: "But he tried them and then liked them kiddo!"
Jax: (takes bite...then screams in girl voice) "THEY ARE DELICIOUS!!!!!!"
He is so wierd sometimes.
Jax: "Sorry mom but I'm growing up!"
Me: "I don't want you to." (fake crying...and stuff)
Jax: "Serious, look at me...does it look like I'm growing DOWN? No....I am growing up tall....so I can reach your lips like daddy."
He is saying the cutest and funniest things this morning...and it's only 10:30 a.m.!
I am in for a fun and entertaining day:)
We are heading out for some couponing at Target after the dusting & Vacuuming! It is addicting.
I've promised Jaxson the Play-Doh Schoolbus!
Have a good Wednesday