Wednesday, September 2, 2009

The Office

Jarom and I have a unique bond.
Our sense of humors connect flawlessly:)
Some would define our humor as crude or immature...pointless even...
but we can't seem to stop laughing!
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One of our first dates was a MOVIE (one that will remain unnamed:) and I laughed so hard I was wheezing. I swear it. I couldn't get control. Me and the other (oh, approx. 30) 17-18 year old boys in the audience about died of laughter. During the show...Jarom turned and stared at me a tad bit stunned. "Could she actually like this? Did she really think it was THAT funny? OH MY GOSH....I am the LUCKIEST MAN ALIVE!" he thought.
or at least....
I'm pretty certain those are the words, if not exactly, that ran through his mind. Ha ha .
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Unfortunately I laugh hysterically at what most "women" would think is ridiculous and crude.
I'm not sure where I got it....but a little bit of sarcasm goes A LONG way with me.
This brings me to my point this evening: THE OFFICE is hands down the greatest show on earth. It never fails to make me laugh til' every care is gone.
This show makes both me and Jarom happy!
We watch episodes regularly and are the proud owners of each and every Season on Dvd! :):)
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Times like tonight are simple...but the REASON that we stick together and make a pretty darn good team I think. Humor is truly the best medicine!
Things have been a bit stressful at our house as of late. "House stuff" is pretty much driving us to our breaking point...and we are busy trying to co-exist with a house full of people:) Nurturing a marriage, raising a child, talking, watching TV, laundry, stress...all the above have to be coordinated with a handful of others who also live with us....and I'm certain are about ready for some alone time of their own! We are overly anxious and excited to move...but still have SOOO much work ahead and 2.5 months of planning. We are tired. We are stressed. We are fighting like cats and dogs. :):)
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We walked in from a long day of work: 9:30 p.m. tonight. We ate leftovers....did laundry and headed downstairs to pack for our weekend get-a-way. Jarom crashed on our bed and casually grabbed "THE OFFICE" desk calendar that rests on our nightstand.
He began to read the "daily" quotes aloud.
Within seconds we were both hysterical.
The day instantly became so much more bareable.
Jaxson kept shouting "one more daddy...one more!"
Our favorites of the night (and maybe these become a whole lot funnier when you have every episode memorized) If you don't...you are missing out in life:
"Wanted: Middle-aged black man with sass. Big butt. Bigger heart...."
I can't do this.
-Micheal, dictating a help wanted ad for Pam to write
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"It's like I used to tell my wife-I do not apologize unless I think I'm wrong, and if you don't like it, you can leave. And I say the same thing to my current wife, and I'll say it to my next one, too.
-Stanley
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"If I was twenty-two and I had lots of time to have lots of children, sure, then let Michael have a shot at one of them. But honestly, I need to make this one count"
-Jan
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"There is a master key and a spare key for the office. Dwight has them both. When I asked, "What if you die, Dwight? How will we get into the office?" He said, "If I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks."
-Pam
ha ha ha ha.
You can thank me later for the great laugh.
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Speaking of Stress...
Jarom and I are heading out tomorrow....
child-less...for 5 days...at a resort in Park City.
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It is time to...UNWIND and relax. Not to mention, re-decide that we don't really hate each other and that we actually do have fun when our lives slow down a bit.
There will be hot tubs, steam rooms, spa days, shopping, eating, movies and lots of sleeping in. Oh Labor Day...you didn't come fast enough.
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I just need to make it through tomorrow.
Wish me luck.
See you Tuesday.
me

4 comments:

Simkins said...

Hope you guys have a fun weekend! I'm jealous! Call when you get back next week..Jaxson can come spend a few days at our house! I promise I won't let him drink as much diet coke! :)

Bryce & Brittany said...

Oh how I love The Office!!! Those quotes are awesome!!! I love the first one....the ad.:) When does season 5 come out on DVD? I keep looking for it but haven't found it yet. Have a great weekend!!

Tara and Andrew said...

We are soul-mates...We also own all seasons of The Office and CAN'T WAIT until the season starts up again. We are avid watchers! Love it!

sav said...

i just stumbled upon your blog. don't ask me how! cause i have no idea, BUT i love the office too! my husband and i have all of the dvd's too! and we watch them almost every night after the bub is in bed and things are done.. it's so nice to have an outlet as unaware as michael scott. love the stanely quote!