Yesterday I tried to scrub my Jacuzzi Tub.
I wanted a bath....and I haven't got around to hiring a cleaning lady...just yet.
So I sprayed the entire thing down with clorox and scrubbing bubbles....braced myself against the wall and attempted to balance on one leg (not too hard for people under 200 pounds...but rather challening for me right now:) and step into the tub.
What followed was me screaming a list of profanities a mile long and then my crippled husband s limping into the bathroom screaming......
"WHAT? WHAT? What in the crap are you doing!!!!"
...as I tried to take deep breaths and explain to him what happened.
As I stepped OVER the tile step and into the tub...my foot slipped in the cleaner and I did the chinese splits.
Worst pain imaginable.
I think I could easily have these twins naturally after living through that.
There are muscles I haven't used in 8 months down there....that were ripped from their sockets.
OH...I can't even talk about it.
I am just beginning to walk again...24 hours later:)
I spent the next 4 hours on the couch, drugged with two Lortab and gagging over a bowl.
It almost put me into labor.
I will be seeing the Doctor today at 2:00 p.m. to get yelled at by YET ANOTHER person about how stupid I am for attempting things like this while on BEDREST with TWINS.
Never underestimate how happy a clean and sparkly white tub can make a girl:)
The good news is: I officially have TWO of everything at this house.
After reviewing my checklist...these babies can come!
2 first aid kits
Everything is separated into BLUE and PINK: Bottles, Binkies, Swaddle Me's...YOU NAME IT.
I even packed their hospital bag yesterday and I still have a MONTH.
Bring it on.
Now I just need 2 Names!!!